Friday, August 5

Houlliain't (a true story)
In Worcester today
I walked past a man
Who looked like
Gerard Houllier

I thought it could be him
Because I did see
A pained Gallic expression
Which said to me:

'So what if my successor won
The Champions League
As soon as his Liverpool career began
It was only because
He had my fantastic signings
Including the legend
Igor Biscan'

But then as I passed him, he said
"Alright mate"
And I knew my encounter with a failed Premiership manager
Would have to wait...