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Sunday, December 5

Kilroy attacked with bucket of farm slurry
Something to warm the hearts of people everywhere in the run up to Christmas. Racist Politician Robert Kilroy Silk has had a bucket of farm slurry thrown over him by a protester.

"I was totally covered, it was all through my clothes, and it stank to high heaven. It went all inside the car." Said the cheeky racist.

Rumours that a ex Labour foreign minister was invloved have been as yet unconfirmed. "The suspect is described as white, with a ginger beard."