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Friday, February 6

'Spandex Trousered Anticipation'

My cock rock loving Indian mate Krishna was simply blown away by my Iron Maiden live double LP that I am selling on ebay. When I told him that I bought it from Preston market he said "Do they have more like this?" and his face lit up in spandex trousered anticipation.

He was gutted when I told him that I hadn't got a record player and so couldn't listen to it. He was also possibly annoyed with me for buying cock rock records purely for commercial gain - thereby cashing in and making what economists possibly don't call 'mullet money'.

I haven't told him yet that Queensryche are on tour this summer....