Friday, January 30
Steve Rider - you were fashionable briefly in 1985. Side partings are wrong and Sports Blazers do not a good outfit make - FIRED from grandstand - punishment - made to present Bowls 24 hours a day on the new BBC Bowls channel
Craig Doyle from the holiday programme - Jet setting around the world making contacts with international terrorists eh! - FIRED - punishment - made to live in Bognor Regis
Nicky Campbell - We all know about your links with international terrorists - FIRED - punishment - made to listen to the sound of his own voice forever more!
Cast of My Family - Just because its pants, alright - a 'comedy' of mass destruction! - FIRED - Robert Lindsay made to watch every episode of Citizen Smith again and then forced to make a public apology to the people of Tooting for betraying them
Sid Owen - Ricky from Eastenders - obviously connected with Osama Bin Laden - FIRED
Jim Davidson - Instant Death - Well known terrorist